But what do they mean? Random quotes from the streets of Paris...

Here are some quotes to describe parts of our trip so far:

Lisa: " 'Hick'....'hick'....'hickup'...I think I'm drunk from the chocolate."

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Elyssa: "Ummm....why would I order a 'hot goat' on my salad?"

Lisa: "Technically by 'hot goat' they mean 'hot goat cheese."

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Lisa: "Since when is it ok for 10 year old bandits to come into a fine restaurant and steal an iPhone off your table?"

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Elyssa: "Man, I'm tired.  I think I need a hot goat."

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Marie Helene: "If zey try to steal you again, you can call me."

Lisa: "You mean if they rob us?"

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Any French person (in French) : "Yes, it's REALLY easy to find.  REALLY easy and very close.  You just go over there," (points), "turn right, and it's on your left."

Lisa and Elyssa: "Riiiiiiiiiight..."

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Concierge: "Madame, would you like your room to be cleaned today?"

Lisa: "Yes, please."

Concierge: "Sorry, it's too late."

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Lisa (to any French person): "Is it far?"

Any French person: "No!  It's not far."

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Elyssa (to Lisa regarding the EMTs examining her busted lip at Musee d'Orsay): "Ok, how bad is it?  Do they think it needs stitches?"

Lisa: "These are firemen."

Elyssa: "Right.  Firemen."